1 00:00:09,968 --> 00:00:13,764 Mummy's just come from the most awful party, Princess. 2 00:00:13,889 --> 00:00:15,641 The catering was a disaster. 3 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,768 The guests were strictly B list. 4 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:21,396 And Carrie would not shut up about her trip to New Zealand. 5 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:24,858 Mummy needs a long, hot bath. 6 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:41,458 Hush, Princess. 7 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,961 Mummy has a headache. 8 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,898 Princess, what is going...? 9 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:08,485 [screams] 10 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,578 < The Batman f 11 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,460 [BATS SQUEAKING] 12 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:19,806 BENNETT: Third high-rise this week, all with the same M.O. 13 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:23,268 No prints, no forced entry, no physical evidence of any kind. 14 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:27,272 I'd say it sounds like our Batman, if he were a burglar. 15 00:02:56,802 --> 00:02:58,970 [BEEPING] 16 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:21,451 [DOOR OPENS] 17 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,38 BENNETT: | thought | set it on the.... 18 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:26,873 The Batman! Freeze! 19 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:36,925 Hey, you! Stop! 20 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:40,345 Go, Bats. 21 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:50,272 Hey, Alfred, check this out. 22 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:52,691 Strix nebulosa laponica... 23 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:55,110 ...a rare species of owl native to China. 24 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:57,279 According to the Batwave search function... 25 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,990 ...these scratches from the victim's dressing table... 26 00:04:00,73 --> 00:04:01,450 ...match the owl's talon span. 27 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:04,536 Someone has trained a bird to perform burglaries. 28 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:05,746 [CLEARS THROAT] 29 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:08,582 Without suggesting that I'm not sufficiently impressed... 30 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:10,00 ...with your deductive powers... 31 00:04:10,83 --> 00:04:13,670 ...| must remind you that you have a gala fundraiser to host. 32 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:17,507 -Right, Alfred. Tomorrow night. -Sir, it is tomorrow night. 33 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:20,385 We wouldn't want any guests growing suspicious of how... 34 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:24,55 .. billionaire bachelor Bruce Wayne really spends his time after dark... 35 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:25,640 ...now, would we? 36 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:27,642 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 37 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:38,320 Hello, ladies. 38 00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:42,741 [CROWD SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 39 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:47,162 MAN 1: Smile, please. There you go. 40 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:51,917 -Beautiful. Beautiful. MAN 2: Michael! Michael! 41 00:04:52,00 --> 00:04:54,419 MAN 3: Look over here. Over here. Great. 42 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:55,629 [HONKING] 43 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:57,214 Huh? 44 00:05:02,93 --> 00:05:04,387 Make way. Make way. 45 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:07,140 The Oz-meister is in the house. 46 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:08,350 [CHUCKLING] 47 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:18,401 PENGUIN: Bruce Wayne... 48 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:21,613 ...king of the castle, ruler of the roost. 49 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:26,284 -Have we met? -Cobblepot. Oswald Cobblepot... 50 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:28,411 ...of the Newcastle Cobblepots. 51 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,455 But call me Ozzy. 52 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:32,833 We have a lot in common, you and I. 53 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:35,126 We're young, rich and handsome. 54 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:37,629 -| don't think I've heard of-- -|'ve been abroad. 55 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:39,798 Just got back from a tour of the Orient. 56 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:42,217 Uh.... | see. 57 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:47,556 And speaking of a broad.... 58 00:05:51,17 --> 00:05:53,770 Well, |, for one, have certainly heard of the Cobblepots. 59 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:56,439 My grandfather used to butler for them in England... 60 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,567 ...and they were obnoxious then as well. 61 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:02,445 Grandpa Pennyworth worked himself to the bone for those wretched snobs... 62 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:07,200 ...and they treated him like a stray dog, then had the nerve to fire him. 63 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,77 AMANDA: Get lost, creep. 64 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:12,956 Oh. Spunky. 65 00:06:13,81 --> 00:06:15,333 Hey, miss, wait up. 66 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:18,86 How about some victuals there, Jeeves? 67 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:27,220 Hey. Sorry about the weird guy. Sure you don't wanna stick around for the band? 68 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:29,598 Oh, Bruce. 69 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:33,226 Amanda Raymont. We met last year at the Earth Day thing. 70 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:36,605 You know, maybe | will stick around. 71 00:06:38,64 --> 00:06:40,650 -Uh, pardon me. -Hmm. 72 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:45,71 BRUCE: Trespassing is against the law. 73 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:46,781 Oops, busted. 74 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:49,701 -Ethan. | see you brought a guest. -My partner. 75 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,77 Hi. I'm Bruce. 76 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:52,704 Detective Yin. 77 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:55,332 Freeze! 78 00:06:57,00 --> 00:07:00,503 -You wanna come in and join the party? -Not tonight. We're on the clock. 79 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:03,673 Orders. Keeping an eye on high-profile events... 80 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,217 ...with that string of robberies and all. 81 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,934 [AMANDA SCREAMING] 82 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:19,356 -Are you okay? -A bird attacked me. 83 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:23,443 Ooh, freaky. When | was a kid, a seagull snagged my sandwich. 84 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:29,658 I'm sure it just thought your rubies were berries. 85 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:33,495 [PENGUIN BURPING] 86 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,582 More shrimp puffs, and be quick about it. 87 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:39,709 And no skimping on the mayo this time. 88 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:43,797 -| will have you know-- -Everything okay here, Alfred? 89 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,758 | was about to inform Mr. Cobblepot... 90 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:49,719 ...that his name does not appear on the guest list. 91 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,721 Let me see that! 92 00:07:52,13 --> 00:07:55,100 -Huh. An oversight. -No doubt. 93 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:57,268 But this is a charity event. 94 00:07:57,352 --> 00:08:00,313 So if you wish to continue devouring the hors d'oeuvres... 95 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:02,691 ...you must make the required donation. 96 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:08,196 Is that so? 97 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:11,491 Here's my contribution, Jeeves! 98 00:08:13,34 --> 00:08:14,995 ALFRED: Oh, dear. 99 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:18,999 Best teach the help some manners, Brucie. 100 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:22,919 That's what separates the Waynes from the Cobblepots. 101 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:30,969 Ones? 102 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:39,728 The odd thing is, | was certain I'd heard the Cobblepot fortune... 103 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:41,479 ... ad long since been squandered. 104 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:43,815 They had to leave England to avoid the shame. 105 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:46,985 It'd be a shame if you didn't get some sleep, Alfred. 106 00:08:47,68 --> 00:08:49,112 And try not to dream of these Cobblepots. 107 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:50,822 And you, sir? 108 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:54,242 The Batman has some birdwatching to do. 109 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:57,787 | don't believe it. 110 00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:00,165 My serving tray's gone missing. 111 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:03,01 That homunculus pilfered it just to spite me. 112 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:06,796 Well, Grandpa Pennyworth would've wanted to know... 113 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,966 ...what became of the Cobblepots. 114 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:23,63 [WHIRRING] 115 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:33,865 [CHURCH BELL RINGING] 116 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:19,244 BATMAN: One of Cobblepot's girls. 117 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:23,665 Where's Kabuki Twin number two? 118 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:58,533 Whoa. 119 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:13,89 Great. Double trouble. 120 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,539 ALFRED: Cobblepot Manor? 121 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:50,460 Well, you came this far, Pennyworth. 122 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,558 Hello? 123 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:13,399 So this is what became of the Cobblepot fortune. 124 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:16,110 Ugh. Revolting. 125 00:12:20,73 --> 00:12:23,243 -Aha. PENGUIN: Tweet, tweet. 126 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:28,539 I'm home, my pretties! 127 00:12:31,42 --> 00:12:33,753 BATMAN: "High-rise jewel thefts baffle police." 128 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:38,132 Dozens of similar crimes across Asia which suddenly stopped last week... 129 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,301 ..and started up again in Gotham. 130 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,720 So Cobblepot is behind it. 131 00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:46,724 PENGUIN: Just got back from a tour of the Orient. 132 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,435 Let me see that! 133 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:54,774 And he used my guest list as a checklist for tonight's crime spree. 134 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:56,734 Alfred. 135 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,695 Alfred? 136 00:12:59,28 --> 00:13:01,864 Huh. Maybe he's out running errands. 137 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,32 [PHONE DIALING] 138 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,744 PENGUIN: Anchovies. 139 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,165 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 140 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:13,793 Who's there?! 141 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:17,547 Who trespasses in Cobblepot Manor?! 142 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:22,93 Hide-and-seek, then. 143 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:33,771 Huh? 144 00:13:34,63 --> 00:13:36,441 [CROWING] 145 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,707 [GROANING] 146 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,295 Well, well, well. 147 00:13:57,378 --> 00:14:00,173 Come to help with the dusting, Jeevesy? 148 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:05,720 Actually, | just popped in to reclaim some missing property. 149 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:09,557 Fine. You can use it to serve me more of those shrimp puffs. 150 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:13,853 The days of Pennyworths serving Cobblepots are long since over. 151 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:17,148 Huh? You're a Pennyworth? 152 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:20,318 And the only thing keeping me from walloping you soundly... 153 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:24,30 ...IS the shame the news of the incident would bring upon my Master Bruce. 154 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,406 Wayne, shmayne. 155 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:28,910 The good old days when Cobblepots were king are coming back... 156 00:14:29,77 --> 00:14:31,788 ...because | am gonna restore the Cobblepot name... 157 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,332 ...to its former wealth and glory. 158 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:38,544 Hmm. If you intend to do so by pilfering, it may take a while. 159 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:42,382 Not as long as you think, old man. 160 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:48,554 You? Birds? 161 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,98 Oh, dear. 162 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:53,476 Allow me to fetch those shrimp puffs right away. 163 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,814 Unhand me, you harridans. 164 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:01,859 My pets haven't been fed this evening... 165 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:04,404 ...and they are famished. 166 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:07,698 But why feed them seed... 167 00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:12,36 ...when they can feast on a treat of meat? 168 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,883 [LAUGHING] 169 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,698 Who's that? 170 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:52,160 -What are you doing here? -Long story. 171 00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:57,123 [LAUGHING] 172 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,04 [SCREECHING] 173 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:06,257 No, no, no! 174 00:16:07,08 --> 00:16:08,593 Come back, my pretties! 175 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,928 Jolly good. 176 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:17,727 PENGUIN: So it seems the tales of The Batman are true. 177 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:21,772 But really, who names himself after a mangy flying rodent? 178 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,871 [PENGUIN LAUGHING] 179 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:44,712 PENGUIN: Just one question, Batman. 180 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:48,674 -How'd you find me? -You left a trail of breadcrumbs. 181 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,676 PENGUIN: Please! 182 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:54,680 Now that all pretenses are off, call me Penguin. 183 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:58,17 A flightless bird, but one with style! 184 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,68 My word. 185 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:11,30 A few tricks | picked up in the Orient. 186 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,160 | have a few tricks of my own. 187 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:19,413 Bring it on, rodent boy. 188 00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:25,753 Watch where you're stepping. 189 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,401 BATMAN: Stay down, Penguin. 190 00:17:50,27 --> 00:17:53,531 And have you miss what's coming next? 191 00:17:57,285 --> 00:18:00,371 Let me guess, a little something you picked up in the Orient. 192 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:03,124 This penguin has claws! 193 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,797 Right, then. 194 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,648 [LAUGHING] 195 00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,905 Bird beats bat. 196 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:40,661 Huh? 197 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,467 There's a nice cage waiting for you, Penguin... 198 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,260 ...in the Gotham State Pen. 199 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:57,595 [GROANING] 200 00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:01,57 As thrilling as it was watching you work, sir, from here on out... 201 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,643 ...| shall leave the sleuthing to you. 202 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:06,646 PENGUIN: Because | am gonna restore the Cobblepot name... 203 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:09,357 ...to its former wealth and glory! 204 00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:14,278 Behind you! 205 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,540 [GROANING] 206 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,752 That is for Grandpa Pennyworth. 207 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:33,798 -We'll leave this bird for the police. -Oh, dear. 208 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:35,883 And what of those birds? 209 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,803 BATMAN: They flew the coop. 210 00:19:51,23 --> 00:19:52,525 Oh, my goodness. 211 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:53,943 That's game. 212 00:19:54,26 --> 00:19:56,404 Dogs are on you, dog. 213 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,369 Hey, congrats on the Cobblepot bust, Ethan. 214 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:07,164 You know, it's hard to believe that such a bigtime crook was at my party. 215 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,458 | can't take the credit for this one, Bruce. 216 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:13,212 Big secret, but Gotham's favorite vigilante collared him for us. 217 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:19,343 Now, in some ways, man, I'm glad freaks like this Penguin bring out The Batman. 218 00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:24,223 Hopefully, it's not The Batman who brings out the freaks. 219 00:20:53,02 --> 00:20:55,546 < The Batman f